"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
"Thor likes this grocery store. We think it might have something to do with the carts. :)"
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
"a work of fiction"
Why do they have to travel in… packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?
your daily dose of Hannibal being a smartass
the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.
why is this so unfailingly funny every single time
It seriously just is. This is the third time I’ve reblogged it.